Report suggests "Looking at Breasts is Healthy"


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Looking at Breasts is Healthy

10 Minutes Of Staring at Breasts Daily Prolongs Man’s Life by 5 Years

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women’s breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.” said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.

This is the greatest research. Ever.

But ONLY ten minutes?

Snopes much?

I think it might work… it all depends on if staring at breasts relieves stress for you. Anything that can reduce stress can add years to your life. The trick is to stare at the breasts, relieve the stress, but avoid raising the blood pressure…

Tiger Woods is going to live to be 100!

Is this viral marketing for the Viagra TV show that premiered on TNT the other day?

Yeah, I don’t think this is total BS as it does (as Jason said) reduce stress and is generally a pleasurable experience. However, there’s no way it’s the equivalent of 30 minutes at the gym - nice try, but no.

Seriously. They should have left that silly aerobics quote out. It would have been a lot more believable.

I am officially immoral!

Err… immortal.

I hope porn counts, because I can’t afford that prescription in person. Heh.

This thread it useless without pictures ?


After reading that now Im wondering how I can tell if my dog is a satanist.

Nice :)

This is like the 3rd time a thread has been made on this study now?

I guess this story is making the rounds again.

The research is just that important.

This is one of the few times I am willing to sign up as a test subject for an experiment.

Jose Lima is going to live forever.

God bless America.