Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

  1. I guess this is a reboot?
  2. The good news is there’s no W.S. Anderson or Mila.
  3. Oh no, Kaya what are you doing?
  4. Written and directed by Johannes Roberts who did 47 Meters Down.

I’m going to “Ha ha” myself because I’m about to watch this movie. I didn’t learn my lesson with that awful Netflix show.

No way this will match the magic of the Milla Jovovich RE movies. Monster Hunter was great too! Don’t @ me with some bullshit either, those movies are fantastic and you know it.

It’s bad, but not in an entertaining way. Sorry.

Well I’m like 15 mins in and it’s fine so far. But very orange. We’re the 90s this orange? I don’t remember that. I remember OK soda, that was kind of a dull orange color.