If a “watched pot never boils” and “time flies when you’re having fun”, is it possible to break down the time-space continuum by masturbating to pornographic image on a kettle thats on a turned-on burner on the highest level on a gas stove?
(Yes, I’m making fun of your riddle threads. As your page count in your threads approaches infinity, the probability of you looking like idiots becomes 1.)
It is good that you explained this.
You’d need to have real stamina.
You’d need to have a lot of porn.
You’d need to have lots of water.
By “masturbating to pornographic image on a kettle”, do you mean that I am on the kettle while masturbating, or that I am masturbating onto the kettle as if it were the target, or that I am masturbating to an image which is located on the kettle, or that I am masturbating onto the pornographic image (as a target) which is located on the kettle?
What if the boy is the ghost of a child that the last family who lived there kept locked in their attic?
Tell me how you went.