This ring, of what does it remind you?
http://www.fingerhut.com/productgroup.aspx?offergroupxid=18307&categoryxid=242
There is a much, much better goatse ring out there. i’ll need to search for it, but it’s out there.
ah yes, here we go
http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=23505&highlight=goatse+ring