Forum members of a certain age remember the day when local television stations would program cheesy horror/SF movies, usually late at night Friday or Saturday. These movies would usually be hosted by some guy in makeup, and the king of them all was Zacherley. Not only was he one of the originators, he didn’t take the movies seriously, and would insert clips of himself doing some shtick into them. Long before MST3K was a thought in anyone’s mind, there was Zacherley.
In the mid-sixties he hosted a low-budget local knock-off of American Bandstand called Disc-O-Teen. One of the sponsors was Bic, whose pens were a hot item at the time because plastic!. Zach, live on the air, demonstrated the durability of the pen by firing it through the back of a couch with a crossbow, and then writing with it.