Road House (the Play)

Road House the Play

Subtitle: “The Stage Version of the Cinema Classic That Starred Patrick Swayze, Except This One Stars Taimak, from the 80’s Cult Classic The Last Dragon, Wearing a Blonde Mullet Wig”

I almost wish I lived in New York, just so I could go see this.

It’s opening in December, I hope they can get permission to use “(Let’s Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas”.

And I hope there’s a big singing slash dancing number called “I Used To Fuck Guys Like You In Prison.”

Hopefully the critics will be nice.

UNTIL IT IS TIME TO NOT BE NICE.

“You’re too stupid to have a good time.”

And now, news of a (Swayze-less?) movie sequel.