Robo Vampire - Best Movie EVER

Seriously.*

  • Well, for movies that feature kung-fu fighting, bunny-hopping, fu-manchu costume wearing chinese vampires who are being used to smuggle heroine, and end up fighting Wedge Antilles and Robocop. **

** I’m not making this up. Really.

A comment from IMDB to which this retarded message board software does not allow me to create an inline link:

“Words can’t put the sheer incompetence of this film into perspective. You can read the other posts for specifics, but trust me: this one hurts. I highly recommend dropping $2-3 to buy this on ebay. It will make for a very enjoyable evening of bad cinema.”

Gotta have it! :D