Spacraft: The Great Game
In which you buy jpgs of shoes to someday climb graphically stunning stairways.
Sim Cite: the Bibliography Game
And the inexplicable sequel, Sim Towel: the Bathroom Furnishings Tycoon Game
and, years later, the whole ordeal resulted in a documentary
Sim Dearth: The Fall of Maxis
Asses of the Singularity.
Master of Orion 3 (I changed the “2” to a “3”)
Aces of the Derp.
Age of Umpires.
Fartnite (too much queso last evening?)
Tea of Thieves
Resident Weevil (two letters, sorry)
The Bitcher (won’t he ever shut up?)
The Kims (N. Korea dictator simulator)
God of Wart
This Oar of Mine
Oh god. . . I just envision it as an endless Pirate Battle from Monkey Island where you’re trying to convince a salty old cur to give up his prized oar.
We have a winner
Might & Magic III: Aisles of Terra
The game of being trapped in Whole Foods with nothing but flavorless turnip and rutabaga chips as far as the eye can see.
Graft the World
Starpew Valley (actually this sounds fun)
Monster Punter: World