X-Mom
Spacraft: The Great Game
Stair Citizen
In which you buy jpgs of shoes to someday climb graphically stunning stairways.
Mallout.
Taints Row
Sim Cite: the Bibliography Game
edit:
And the inexplicable sequel, Sim Towel: the Bathroom Furnishings Tycoon Game
and, years later, the whole ordeal resulted in a documentary
Sim Dearth: The Fall of Maxis
Jesus.
Gray Goo.
Asses of the Singularity.
Cream Quest.
Door Lickers.
Master of Orion 3 (I changed the “2” to a “3”)
Aces of the Derp.
Age of Umpires.
Fartnite (too much queso last evening?)
Tea of Thieves
Resident Weevil (two letters, sorry)
The Bitcher (won’t he ever shut up?)
The Kims (N. Korea dictator simulator)
God of Wart
Guilt Wars
This Oar of Mine
Oh god. . . I just envision it as an endless Pirate Battle from Monkey Island where you’re trying to convince a salty old cur to give up his prized oar.
We have a winner
Might & Magic III: Aisles of Terra
The game of being trapped in Whole Foods with nothing but flavorless turnip and rutabaga chips as far as the eye can see.
Funless Sea
Graft the World
Starpew Valley (actually this sounds fun)
Frostlunk
Grin Dawn
Pukemon
Sturgeon Simulator
Monster Punter: World