Do boardgames count?
Too many boners.
Total War-Shotgun
Stronghole
Just Pause
Edit: oh, and Pagers Please and Bimbo
Home: total war - the divorce from hell and please can those fucking kids stop screaming already?!
Bailout - Banking post apocalypse (oh shit that’s two characters changed, sorry)
Homoworld - being gay in space, sailing a giant dick making beautiful pink trails all over the sky.
This is the quality content I come to QT3 for.
Another game from the Apple II era:
PukeWar.
Can you out-binge your fellow frat Bros and claim the prize?
Filewatch - the sad tale of a lonely man who accepts a position as an administrative clerk in order to escape from his old life.
Ticket to Bride.
Jizz Jackrabbit
Conad Exiles: Twin warriors experience a bloody, lusty, and crafty adventure. Twins who happen to be conjoined in a most intimate and problematic way. Can you make the cut?
Snake Piss
Eh?
He Dig, an inscrutable Chinese Shovel Knight clone
Monkey Is Land, an inscrutable Russian Kerbal Space Program clone
Bull Throttle, an alarmingly sexualized cow-choking simulator that Valve refuses to remove from Steam and ALWAYS shows up in your recommendations
Assassin’s Breed - The violent killer breeding game. Or a really creepy Hitman spin-off. Maybe both!
Bar Cry - The legendary sequel to Afterwife
Match Dogs - It’s Bejeweled, except with dogs. For some reason, it pulls in $700,000,000/month in microtransactions
Age of Umpires - the premiere baseball management game
Dank Souls - memes and magic
Surviving Bars - the interactive Dublin experience
Uncharged - A survival horror for the new generation
Pokemom - banned in most countries, and rightly so
Offworld Grading Company - the life of an intergalactic TA for hire.
Seven Cities of Mold
M.O.L.E.
Lode Runter
Dick Hunt
Calf Life
Defender of the Frown
Rocket Danger
Altima
Kong’s Quest
Pal Man
The Bard’s Kale
Lands of Gore
Defunder
Hobotron 2084
Guitar Nero
Marble Sadness
The Fast Gladiator
Horizon: Zero Down
State of Decoy
Betrayal at Krondom
Parklands
Fool of Radiance
Your goal is to crush the hopes and dreams of small gaming dev studios across the globe.
Fyre - compete in 3-on-3 fantasy basketball in order to earn the right to escape a doomed music festival.
Space Dangers II
Spice Rangers II
Curse of the Azore Bonds
Balance of Tower
Rock Land
Battle Chest
Chest Master 2000
Below the Room
Mister of Magic
Company of Zeroes
Bejoweled
The Banter Saga
Icewind Dole
Armored Cone