Rumsfeld is an alien

er… wait. That headline may be wrong.

Rumsfeld is resigning.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/11/08/rumsfeld.ap/index.html

Really?

THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION

If you haven’t read it, it’s new to you!

I AM NOT MR. NEWSY McNEWSERSON

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