Russian squirrel pack kills dog


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

“Een Soviet Russia, squirrels chase you!”

Black squirrels are so cool.

Thats hardcore.

…and people questioned me. :wink:

Oh, great, now they’ve tasted blood. I can’t wait for the dramatic graphic that Fox comes up with for this one.

I have a theory, based on the fact that I have never seen the corpse of a squirrel that was not a, let us say, death by misadventure, that no squirrel is capable of dying by any other than violent means.

The result of this is that there are colonies of thousand year old squirrels who do nothing all day but stare death in the eyes and flick their adorable tails until her sneezes. Because they must die in some form of combat or struggle, like Vikings and Muslims, there are squirrel war councils preparing to bring human society to its knees just to feel the sweet kiss of death’s release that a nuclear war against the riders of the grim four doored chariots would bring.

This is just the first wave, this is just the beginning. Our opponent seeks death at our hands, and woe to him who does it not swiftly grant.

Welcom to KSUK Local News ! Are you in danger of being killed by rabid packs of squirrels? Find out after the break!

You make fun, but during the break, THE STUDIO WAS ATTACKED BY RABID SQUIRRELS!!!

Are you on billing time right now, Flowers? Is some poor bastard paying you $300 an hour for “legal research” while you type out these gems?

Are you on billing time right now, Flowers? Is some poor bastard paying you $300 an hour for “legal research” while you type out these gems?[/quote]

If so, he’s getting his money’s worth. Can you believe what those bastards at the CDC charge to come up with this stuff?

This thread is finished. I am the thread finisher. BEGONE!!.

Are you on billing time right now, Flowers? Is some poor bastard paying you $300 an hour for “legal research” while you type out these gems?[/quote]

If so, he’s getting his money’s worth. Can you believe what those bastards at the CDC charge to come up with this stuff?[/quote]

I was waiting for the boss to get of the phone so we could discuss whether to put a jurisdictional waiver in an admission of service or to leave it as a separate document, based on the judge I was getting in a divorce case. For the record, I’m only $125 an hour, and I always answer the phone. I speak a number of languages and know my way around a woma…oh wait, that’s totally against the law, I don’t hide a male escort service behind a legal shingle, of course I don’t.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory

Think about THAT the next time you start mocking Alvin or Chip 'N Dale.

Who knew Conker was Russian?

Please Mr. Squirrel, you can take my nuts… but let my family go!

I for one welcome our new furry, nut collecting overlords.

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This was bound to happen eventually. After all, the early 70s, an “experiment gone awry” led to this:

http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/dvd.cfm?itemid=WBD067597

At least some squirrels and dogs get along:

http://www.danelinks.com/members/guest_col/11.1.05/squirel.htm