Sarah Palin might be back on the market

Politics and religion
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Perhaps a duet with your beloved?

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Hey, I’m willing to let bygones be bygones if you and Sarah become a thing. More power to ya, Tom. Over 40, count your blessings when they come.

Chick/Palin 2024?

You bring the West Wing, she brings the West Fling?

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Both @Jason_McMaster and I know that there is only one option in your crusade Tom to woo Ms Palin:

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Or what if Tom is all like it ain’t me babe? Especially if Sarah is the pursuer of him!

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Certainly, Tom should take the most direct approach:

(Also, has one of my all-time favorite bass lines)

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If direct is the goal, that can still be considered too subtle. Luckily DJ Cummerbund has the answer: