Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Fandango?

For the curious:

Gina Gershon has had quite a career, which is why I can only assume that she recently made a deal with a sea witch that went sour, resulting in her playing Melania Trump in a new musical being promoted by known Broadway-head Anthony Scaramucci.

The Mooch is somehow back, he’s promoting an off-Broadway show, and you and you and you, you’re gonna love him. Or at least tolerate his presence for a Scaramooch or two. The notoriously short-termed former White House Communications Director is promoting the new cabaret-themed show that features singing performers lampooning Trump’s children, wife, and ex-wives.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1034136236934422528

Dear Reuters, I do not feel that this story is, in any way, Top News.

nope5

Funniest word I learned in a while, and it’s over a year old!

Trump, the Blue Collar President? Are you serious Mooch, you dumb little toad.

What terrible people all around.

He has a gold toilet.

Yes, but he has blue collar values like hating brown people and a lack of intelligence.

Trump called himself blue collar at one of his rallies before the election. That there was not a subsequent roar of laughter loud enough to render the enter Eastern Seaboard functionally deaf, is further proof of the brokenness of the American electorate.