Secret CIA source claims Russia rigged 2016 election

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@HumanTon

(digs around) Ah! Here we go, from June of last year, works just as well today.

@HumanTon

The roadmap:

Nothing happened. This is all made up nonsense.

Maybe something happened, but it wasn’t collusion.

Maybe it was collusion, but it wasn’t illegal.

Maybe it was illegal, but it wasn’t important.

Maybe it was important, but other Presidents have done worse things.

Maybe no other President has done worse things, but at least he hasn’t actually shot someone on Fifth Avenue.

Maybe he did shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, but it wasn’t a baby.

Maybe he did shoot a baby on Fifth Avenue, but that baby had it coming.

And even if that baby DID have it coming, at least he didn’t use a semi-automatic weapon.