You know Mueller’s taking too damn long when we resort to quoting Monty Python.
Y’all referenced completely the wrong comedy from these isles! Try Father Ted; you’ll like it if you like Python.
I thought None totally nailed it with that Lancelot gif.
Ah, but don’t forget how that scene ends …
I know the feeling - hence my reply with the next line of the skit. :)
EDIT: Yes, Gordon is correct.
All this talk of “If X is pardoned, they can no longer take the Fifth” — all it really amounts to is that they can be held in contempt of Congress if they don’t respond to subpoenas, right? So what’s to say the pardon wouldn’t cover that too? I mean, what actually happens if they’re questioned under oath and just clam up?
ShivaX
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Doubtful, since Congress isn’t generally subject to the whims of the Executive.
Thing is, Congress IS subject to it’s own whims and Contempt of Congress almost never gets used anyway. The odds of it happening with these boot-lickers approaches zero.
In practical terms, how are you supposed to force a pardon recipient to testify?
Let’s say Trump pardons Sessions for ignoring some court order and imposing some discriminatory policy. Congress calls him to testify, and he refuses. Congress holds him in contempt. Trump pardons him for that. What then? I mean, once you’ve got to the stage of pardoning for violating a court order, I don’t see where being theoretically subject to a contempt holding gets you. The rubicon has already been crossed.
ShivaX
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You can’t which is why Congress is supposed to impeach anyone who tries that sort of bullshit.
But if they’re testifying to Congress its unlikely the President could pardon them out of that. Of course Congress would be obligated to actually do something, so that isn’t going to happen anyway.
magnet
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Trump won’t be president forever. After he leaves office, everyone he pardoned could be forced to testify against him.
antlers
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No, Trump won’t be president forever, but the white-minority-rule state that gets entrenched by his cronies could be around for quite some time.
JMR
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So the Republicans need to gain control of 6 more state legislatures and continue to prevent beta cuck libs from winning congressional seats through gerrymandering and voter suppression so that Republicans will have the power to amend the constitution and give Trump wherever the hell he wants like pardons for state crimes or president for life. Is that about right?
Trump can’t pardon state crimes. Edit: Oh wait, parsing failure, nothing to see here.