5008

Remember how Trump’s lawyers had to always meet with him in pairs, because he couldn’t be trusted to tell them the truth…

5009

Why does this White House lawyer have the same name as an old-timey baseball player?

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He really went with the old-timey theme.

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He’s supposedly distantly related to that old-timey baseball player.

5012

I assume they’re both complete assholes so the name probably fits.

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Axios reported on Thursday that Spicer filled “notebook after notebook,” to the extent that his subordinates joked that he would eventually write a tell-all memoir, according to Spicer’s former colleagues.

“Sean documented everything,” one source familiar with Spicer’s note-taking told Axios.

Spicer’s name has already been floated as a potential witness Mueller may pursue. The Washington Post reported earlier this month that Mueller has already alerted the White House that he will probably seek to interview Spicer, along with five other current and former Trump associates.

The associates are thought to have been present during internal discussions of interest to Mueller’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election and possible collusion with the Trump campaign.

Thorough note-taking is a departure from typical White House practice — officials from previous administrations told Axios that they deliberately took scant notes during their time in the West Wing due to past investigations.

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They have already asked for documents related to statements made by Spicer. It wouldn’t surprise me if they ask for him as a witness.

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We could always go back to using pottery shards with names scrawled on them.

Shouldn’t be too hard to count 150 million of those.

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Paper ballots remain the most hack-proof method of voting.

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Don’t worry, between the Republicans and the Russians, we’ll never see 150 million Americans voting.

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Could this be the week of Meuller’s firing? I’m sure GOP controlled congress will find it concerning or troubling.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/trump-is-prepping-his-base-for-a-constitutional-crisis-to-stop-the-russia-probe-dem-lawmaker/amp/

5025

Ok, check this.



So Trump Jr. suspends Secret Service protection, then possibly meets with Russians at Trump’s place in Bedminster, then reactivates Secret Service protections after it’s done.

Jesus fucking christ, this guy.

5026

Bah, who cares? Now, if he were secretly meeting with Nancy Pelosi… we’d have to hang him.

5027

He wouldn’t be stupid enough to meet directly with Deripaska… oh wait, this is Don Jr. Never mind.