I think the Idiot Bros. have moved off of the 1970s thing, and have instead decided to come up with a claim that Mueller aggressively propositioned a woman at a NY bar in 2010, dragged her up to his room on the 19th floor at the hotel in which the bar was housed, and forced her to lie in bed with him while he made sexual advances.
Unfortunately, in the first draft of their story, the Idiot Bros chose a date in which the Washington Post had published a blurb on Mueller actually serving jury duty in Washington (and being dismissed during voir dire, but, in DC). They also placed Mueller’s alleged room at the NYC hotel on the 19th floor…which is apparently completely occupied by the hotel gym at that establishment.
(Also their alleged “victim’s” testimony reads like what you’d get if a goofy teenaged boy tried to re-write Dr. Blasey-Ford’s testimony in an angry 4-Chan induced fever dream.)
Well that’s because you’re using traditional models. This instance requires quantum moronics. The rules of Stupid Action at a Distance clearly and simply explain what is going on as a superposition of all the dumb shit on social media. Which means that, when observed, reality collapses the probability cloud into a single observation of the most idiotic thing imaginable spewed by some conspiracy nut white guy, living in a trailer in Topeka, and hopped up on Fox News and meth.