Secret Santa 2020 Speed Edition

Dear @dwinn: Santa informs me that two packages are on their way to you. Also look for a digital gift on or before Christmas.

Dear @Chris_Gwinn: Santa says the second box is on its way with contents wrapped, and a digital gift will arrive on or before Christmas.

Dear @MichaelD’s Santa and @Cormac’s Santa: look for an email from me with info about your Santee and wishlist / hints.

Dear @Navaronegun: an Amazon package which you shall not open arrives tomorrow. Another package will be arriving at an unknown time from aesthetic apparatus in Minneapolis (don’t open or google)*.

Footnote: * That goes for all you folks.

I was gonna make a tasteless dirty joke, but I stayed strong.

Just curious. Why is this thread unpinned?

Because you have butterfingers!

Seriously tho, can you pin this @stusser?

Love you too. Happy Thanksgiving Gun. :)

Love you too Rich.

May you stay drenched in animal fats with flecks of starches decorating them this Thanksgiving, as I shall.

You are a poet, dude.

I didn’t know that!

We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;—
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.

I may have had a few cocktails. :)

I am totally surprised you are imbibing. TOTALLY!

I’ve had a double Basil Hayden. I’m good.

Sounds like a complicated sexual position. But I won’t judge. :)

Damn. That looks fine. Lucky bastard. :)

Dear @BloodyBattleBrain: Santa informs me that your package has shipped via Amazon. Look out for it coming soon.

I’d better get moving!!!

Arrived, did not open and it is sequestered.

Hi folks! Just want to check in - if you’re waiting from something from me, please ping me again. I think I’m all caught up but could be wrong!