Secret Santa 2020 Speed Edition

Just curious. Why is this thread unpinned?

Because you have butterfingers!

Seriously tho, can you pin this @stusser?

Love you too. Happy Thanksgiving Gun. :)

Love you too Rich.

May you stay drenched in animal fats with flecks of starches decorating them this Thanksgiving, as I shall.

You are a poet, dude.

I didn’t know that!

We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;—
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.

I may have had a few cocktails. :)

I am totally surprised you are imbibing. TOTALLY!

I’ve had a double Basil Hayden. I’m good.

Sounds like a complicated sexual position. But I won’t judge. :)

https://www.basilhaydens.com/10-year-old

Damn. That looks fine. Lucky bastard. :)

Dear @BloodyBattleBrain: Santa informs me that your package has shipped via Amazon. Look out for it coming soon.

I’d better get moving!!!

Arrived, did not open and it is sequestered.

Hi folks! Just want to check in - if you’re waiting from something from me, please ping me again. I think I’m all caught up but could be wrong!

fire

I PM’d you :-)

This box has arrived!

Dear @Charlatan: Check your PMs, dude.

My bad! Sorry I did see the PM but I wanted to wait for a time when it was pretty calm around here to deal with it. Thanks to @Chappers for being the delivery elf.

Unfortunately, there was a slight issue with one of the codes, I have sent a PM back to the elf.

Dear @Ex-SWoo: Your Santa had a vision. Santa said: “Ex-SWoo will receive a small package from Amazon today, another small package on Tuesday, and a larger package via UPS the following Monday.”

Santa’s vision ends there.

However, please note that no package contains wrapped contents, so open nothing until Opening Week.