Shaggs Biopic

Movies
1

I have no idea who the audience for such a thing is, except me and maybe my wife, but a Shaggs biopic is in the works.

Who were The Shaggs? Imagine a more primitive Velvet Underground made by three sisters who’s complete lack of talent somehow shoots out the back of horrible to cycle around to brilliant outsider art. In university, I used to play the album to get people to leave after a party was over, and it never failed.

2

I fucked 'em. In fact “My Cutie” and “My Pal Foot Foot” were both written about me.

3

Naturally, they’re going to cute 'em up for the movie. Too bad…I’d love to see what Todd Solondz would do with a Shaggs movie.

4

I hear triggercut running this way.

5

The Shaggs always sounded like the mothers of punk should sound.