Be the wrong thread if it was a gif!
But how do I get the candy?
My Outlook Inbox just now. They might want to consider how Turducken in their Subject line might get abbreviated

JesusWeen? Is this the program that slowly reduces the intake of Christ the Savior in Evangelicals until they no longer vote conservative?
nKoan
2768
I thought JesusWeen was a Christian themed Ween cover band.
Why bother with Autopilot when Tesla can just train rats to drive us instead?
How are you gonna fit in their tiny little car, smart guy?
No, you put the rat car inside the people car. Duh.
There’s a little track under the hood. The rat drives around the track and lasers and computers are used to track the rat car’s position and translate it into larger car movements.
You only have to worry about running out of fruit loops.
I hope I don’t reincarnate as a lab rat.
I, for one, welcome our rat overlords (or at least Uber drivers).
Timex
2775
Why don’t we train tiny insects to drive even tinier cars, that can automate the rat cars, so then the rats don’t even need to be taught how to drive?
Science.
Also, this picture
Ick. Boomers are bad, but imagine when Millennials reach retirement age! They’ll elect Ultra-Mega-Trump 2.0.
:(
Tim_N
2777
There’s no good end to this sentence…
EDIT: Oops, macro image that I made for the simpsons fans among us:
You really should cross-post that in “What could possibly go wrong?”