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Not that one, NOT THAT ONE EITHER

I think haggis and watermelon is probably the worst.

I’m a big proponent of animal intelligence, so don’t automatically discount the possibility that rats might make good drivers! (Or squid and dolphins, but then you have to worry about water getting everywhere, extra mass, what should a steering wheel look like, etc. etc.)

Worse than pepperoni dogfart?

Well I hadn’t noticed the dog, and hereby retract my assertion.

This was an actual exchange between my Mom and my nephew this weekend.

Mom: Oh, no dear. We sat very still like that. We looked like that for a reason. We weren’t puppets. We acted that way so that the actual puppets wouldn’t eat our eyes.

LMAO, that would have been one way to go!

Newfoundland:
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The Aristocrats!

Had to Google number neighbor to fully understand that. Pretty funny!

And then I also had to Google it.

For everyone else, here is a link that explains the joke.

Is there a lot of aftermarket or used market trading of dildos? Is there “trade-in” value like in the automobile market?

In a world where a “gamer girl” can sell her used bathwater on Ebay, do you really think that question is not quite obvious?

Impressive exercise regimen.

Sorry… not sorry.