Not that one, NOT THAT ONE EITHER
Hal9000
2782
I think haggis and watermelon is probably the worst.
I’m a big proponent of animal intelligence, so don’t automatically discount the possibility that rats might make good drivers! (Or squid and dolphins, but then you have to worry about water getting everywhere, extra mass, what should a steering wheel look like, etc. etc.)
RichVR
2784
Worse than pepperoni dogfart?
Hal9000
2785
Well I hadn’t noticed the dog, and hereby retract my assertion.
This was an actual exchange between my Mom and my nephew this weekend.
RichVR
2787
Mom: Oh, no dear. We sat very still like that. We looked like that for a reason. We weren’t puppets. We acted that way so that the actual puppets wouldn’t eat our eyes.
LMAO, that would have been one way to go!
Had to Google number neighbor to fully understand that. Pretty funny!
And then I also had to Google it.
For everyone else, here is a link that explains the joke.
Is there a lot of aftermarket or used market trading of dildos? Is there “trade-in” value like in the automobile market?
schurem
2796
In a world where a “gamer girl” can sell her used bathwater on Ebay, do you really think that question is not quite obvious?
Impressive exercise regimen.