What a nice menu. It’s got fancy font, lots of spaces. Makes it look very classy. Apparently buying bottles of wine “to go” is a thing?

If you live in Ohio, you need to drink a lot.

I mean, the state has wine & beer drive thrus, lol.

It’s funny the things from childhood that stick with you. My mental association with that song is that the first place I ever heard it was in this weird 80s movie about a frog.

Brilliant. Liquor stores should also deliver.

Oklahoma just passed a law (last week!) that liquor stores can be open on Sundays now. We’re in the 21st century now, guys!

Hate to break it to you but Sunday liquor sales? Yeah, that so 20th century. Now pass recreational marijuana and you’ll get to claim the 21st.

We did JUST get medicinal, so…maybe that’s around the corner.

But hey, the liquor store thing was a big deal, lol.

Mine does (klwines.com). It’s amazing. Order booze. The next day I have booze. Glorious.

Next-day is completely reasonable, but back in my hard-drinking days, I’d run out of vodka and want more RIGHT NOW, but naturally shouldn’t be driving.

It seems like the obvious delivery business, and if laws weren’t so archaic in Oklahoma, I’d start it. I can’t imagine the hoops one would have to jump through here, though.

More like $2 = 1 ply, amirite?

2020 commemorative jewelry:

This town is coming like a ghost town.

There’s a site that allows you to put the lyrics of music into a hand washing instruction poster. You get something like this…

The site is https://washyourlyrics.com/

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