Jesus Christ. I did not need to see that.

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“It’s okay, guys. I’m just cooling my spine.” -Johnny Cage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLlk0ROvcKA

‘Their true purpose is sinister.’

You should just put that in “What do you remember that shows your age?”

Mostly, it needs a trigger warning. The damn thing is stuck in my head now, and I blame you.

Apologies. I prescribe Happy Music for Scary Times Thread until the earworm subsides.

He doesn’t look tickled.

Is that St. Elmo’s Fire?

Where is the goddamn like button.

It’s funny because it’s true.