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My girlfriend and I are renting a vacation home in the Outer Banks NC this week. We sat in a line for an hour and a half yesterday to get gas. We have a full tank and maybe enough to make it to Delaware on Friday when we leave to go home. If we can fill up in VA or DE, we should be able to make it back to NY.

Americans, all the time:

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oh i like this one

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Otter-sama looks mighty unimpressed by my understanding of the mysteries of the Force.

Watch out for that Ninja Otter. He can do a mean uppercut.

Models who posed for Grant Wood`s American Gothic are the Sister of Artist Nan Graham Wood and Dr, Byron Mckeeby at Cedar Rapids Public Library, September 1942.

They look like two warm and welcoming souls. /s

remember the “find the snake” pic? 😼

LIAR!

Thats no snake.

And here I was expecting a dildo.

Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.

Ha! That reminds me of that joke: every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

if you are going to use that as a dildo, you are brave indeed…

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