Now why would someone make a statue of me in a Kermit suit?
Yet you still see so many restaurants, and not always greasy spoons, that serve up floppy, un-rendered bacon. Hell, I don’t even eat bacon and floppy bacon disgusts me. My wife, who does eat bacon, is zealous about insuring any bacon she orders is crispy, to the point of sending the whole meal back if it isn’t. And she is right to do so!
“Don’t gimme none o’ that loose bacon!” — lady I overheard in a diner.
With eggs? Crispier than loose. A little loose is good, though, and better on a hamburger.
I want my bacon to dissolve in my mouth.
for all in tents and porpoises
customs declaration form for Apollo 11 “moon rocks and moon dust samples”
