My favorite new Twitter account is Jaychou, who has been doing this wonderful series I Photoshop Paddington Into Movies Every Day Until I Forget
He takes mere movies and turns them into kino!

Good thing he didn’t cook -1 sausages.
Otherwise he might have made a sausage pi.
Two people for dinner, two sausages. What’s the problem?
This is a euphemism for some kind of kinky sex thing, isn’t it?
The joke is that he thought <3 meant he should cook less than three sausages.