Fiona, the Cincinnati Zoo’s rock star baby hippo, and her mom.
“You see, when I was your age, we could have just played and played with each other until I decided to kill you with my bare hands and bury you in the back yard. Now that I’m older it’s much more boring, but I also get to kill your family too, so that’s nice.”
A single image, not two adjacent photos:
Now we know what traumatized Howard Philips in his childhood :O
This could be cross-marketed:
My favorite reply in that thread.
Klaatu
1849
I’ve done a lot of traveling and occasionally one thing or another has prevented my fellow passengers and me from getting off the plane, but never one quite like this in Fairbanks where my son lives:
RichVR
1852
Pilot: There will a delay in deplaning. Please bear with us. No seriously. Bear. With us.
Damn, I wish this forum had an “unlike” button.
Puns can be very Polarizing.
What’s the big deal. That’s clearly just somebody’s emotional support animal for the flight.
-xtien
