Christ. My kid.
Kid - “Dad, you want to watch me beat the final act 4 boss?”
Me, thinking to myself, “Ha, right.” Out loud - “Sure.”
Kid beats act four boss with the Defect. Well, okay, that’s … impressive. I have only gotten to the act 4 boss three times and gotten close to beating it once.
Just now, a few hours later.
Kid - “Dad, want to watch me beat the act 4 boss again?”
Me, thinking to myself, “Probably with his Go To Defect Build again, Haha”
Kid, playing Ironclad, handily beats the final boss. Get’s final real ending for the second class, get’s second of three + finishing achievements.
Kid, “Hey, if you want some tips for this game you have over 200 hours in, just let me know!” Pats my arm patronizingly.
I watch in horror as his crazy score… levels him up and he unlocks cards.
Me - “You haven’t even unlocked all of the Ironclad’s stuff!?”
Kid - “No, this was my next time playing after I beat act 4 last time.”
Kid, also because he’s a smart ass. “It wasn’t even that good of a run. Well, I guess I don’t have a frame of reference, I’ve barely played Ironclad. I hope they don’t nerf Act 4 for filthy casuals like you, Dad.”
He’s got like 20 hours in this fucking game. I told him to leave me alone for a few hours.