3257

Well obviously - Ivanka is doing business in the Philippines, so why wouldn’t Trump invite Duterte to the White House?

(Disclaimer: I have no idea if this is real)

3258

Have any of you all considered BURN IT DOWN?

Because it’s feeling like a pretty strong argument here these days.

3259

I just wondering when in my lifetime people decide they’re going to try Communism again, only “do it right this time”.

We’re heading back to those levels of inequality slowly and steadily.

3260

“All of this has happened before and will happen again.”

3261

People Trump praised:

Duerte, Gollum, Big Daddy Putin, el-Sisi

People Trump attacks at any turn:

Democrats, the free press, the judiciary, American allies

I’m with Adam, show me the matches.

3262

Which one’s Pink Gollum?

3263

Recep Tayyip Facist Erdogan

3264

Dang, I was hoping Trump had actually praised Gollum.

“Gollum had the best ring. Very very classy, big, beautiful ring. Everybody wanted his ring. They wanted it so much that Bilbo stole it with confusing alternative-fact riddles. Sad!”

3265

This whole Sauron-is-evil thing is fake news made up by (((elf)))-controlled media. Saruman is a friend of mine, a great great wizard, head of all the wizards in fact, and he wouldn’t deal with Sauron if Sauron wasn’t a good guy. In fact I admire Sauron for taking control of his country in such challenging conditions. He’s a strong leader, for sure, a very strong leader. I’m sure we’ll be able to negotiate a much better deal than Smelly Gandalf ever could.

3266

That screeching sound is your brain cells killing themselves.

3267

Ha ha. Yes, I once left a bicycle in a garage for 10 years and was disappointed it hadn’t evolved into a flying car.

3268

Holy shit dudes, I went to southern baptist jr high/high school in Arkansas, and had to teach myself evolutionary theory. I’m going to have to go hyperventilate into a paper sack if I have to actually try to tell someone that inorganic objects aren’t physically capable of evolution. Someone take over here.

3269

Why lawn mowers when peanut butter makes for a much better argument? He needs to get with the program.

3270

Ho-lee shit. Kill me now.

3271

In this world, instead of objects wearing out as you use them, they improve. This is referred to as the Practice effect. For example, swords get sharper with use, baskets get stronger the more things they carry, mirrors, furniture and decorations look more attractive the more they are looked at. The downside to this being that an object’s condition deteriorates over time if not put to use. Under this system, members of society’s higher strata employ servants to Practice their own possessions to perfection.

3272

At first I thought this was just yet another case of the creationist’s favorite (only, really) tactic of blindly parroting a talking point even though it has been specifically refuted for many, many years.

But no! He’s onto something new! The “second law of thermo fluid dynamics”!

3273

Whoops.

3274

Alt righters are gonna flip the fuck out. Soros is like the Antichrist to them.

3275

I thought they didn’t like Kushner anyway?

3276

Well, he is Jewish.