So I guess 2016 claimed its biggest victim yet - America


#6150

I’m sure there will be a large number of people tuning in to watch it eagerly.


#6151

At this point, why the fuck not.

That’s what President Trump has bequeathed to us in perpetuity: at this point, why the fuck not.

President Wavy Gravy? Fuck yeah.
President Paris Hilton? Sure, how bad could it be?
President Andy Dick? We’re already a laughing stock, so let’s try it on.


#6152

You know she’ll get bipartisan support from Ted Cruz.


#6153


#6154

Man, it’s Twitter, not NaNoWriMo.


#6155

Ah. This is why Derpspace seems to be on hold.


#6156

#6157

Fat, nazi wannabe badasses are true chick magnets.


#6158

I have seen this several times recently. Usually I just pull out my lasso and try to hogtie the dude. But often I fail the buttons in time so he runs off and starts shooting at me, and I have to pull out my sidearm and take him down. I guess I should finish this RDR at some point.


#6159

What’s the point of posing with a gun like that? Oh yeah, it’s like posing with your dick in your hand. Some of us have a bit more confidence than that.


#6160

Well in my case the guy was drunk and the police were close, and it was real life


#6161

(back to the previous '90s hip-hop joke because all you old white men are FAILING ME)

Slide, slide, slippity slide /
Peein’ on honey skirts since like eighty-fi-ive /

EDIT: SORRY YOU SUCK KERZAIN


#6162

The closest I got to hip hop in the 90s was Rage Against the Machine.

Oh, and some Weird Al song.


#6163

“Amish Paradise” made quite an impression on the young Miguk as well.


#6164

Regulators… mount up!


#6165

Fucking gold. You win Qt3 today.


#6166

Bitching about tweetstorms is the new “I just hate talking to a machine”.


#6167

I still hate talking to a machine.


#6168

Ha ha. The worst is having to listen to the machine list all your options before it will respond to your request for, “agent…agent…AGENT!!!”


#6169

No, the worst is “Before I connect you with an agent, why don’t we see if I can help you solve your problem.”

It’s pure failure, followed by failure to admit failure. And the only sensible response is "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!”