Griddle
December 12, 2008, 11:49am
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Snowy Egret is our gentle, relaxing and politically correct Firefox plug-in for caucasion middle class Americans. Features include your choice of skins including Roflcats, William Wegman and Anne Geddes themes, optional soothing browsing music specially composed by grammy winning recording artist Kenny G and our unique “Blinders” feature which limits your browsing experience to only pre-approved culturally homogenous sites such as Target, Old Navy, Chipotle and Starbucks. The world is a happy place, and Snowy Egret makes the internet a happy place as well!
Ha… hehe… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh god my side!
White people use the internet like this! But black people use the internet like this!
Holy shit! I didn’t know you did stand-up in the 90’s!
Gendal
December 12, 2008, 3:08pm
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Chipotle is a little too edgy for me, can I get a Snowy Egret lite?
Scrax's Imaginary Friend:
And for goodness sake, everytime I try to use the google map feature it prepopulates KFC and Episcopal Church locations!
Oh c’mon. She is either imaginary or isn’t really black. We all know that KFC is for white people; it’s all about Popeye’s chicken if you’re high class, and Pioneer’s chicken if you live in the 'hood.
If Blacks have their own browser, could whites have their own browser, or would that be racist?
Yes. When white people do it it’s racist, when black people do it it’s being cultural.
