3534

Well, Twitter, I might never forgive you.

I blame cancel culture or cultural appropriation or maybe both.

3535

Memphis is a city in Ancient Egypt. You see those pyramids on US currency? Zuck looks a lot like a lizard person in a human meat suit. I’m not one to spread crazy conspiracy theories but…just sayin’!

3536

Fuck this guy.

3537

Good for these guys. Everyone needs a safe space.

3538
3539

And you people keep telling me that Facebook shouldn’t be burned to the ground.

3540

If I could snap Facebook out of existence

3541

When I first saw the word ‘sextortionist’ I thought it was not a portmanteau of sex and extortionist, but a portmanteau of sex and contortionist. Which evokes a rather different mental image.

3542

And I am sure they will pinky swear not to collect information on them.

3543

The legal, regulatory, and moral issues around this seem like they make this a terrible, terrible idea. Among the myriad issues I can think of in 10 seconds: how do you prevent predators from impersonating 11 year olds? How do you prevent companies from filling the service with shills trying to sell shit to these kids? How do you prevent the alt-right from using it to peddle their messages?

Ugh.

3544

I thought you were going for downside, and you brought the upside. Nice curveball!

Hopefully the /s is clear…

3545

You say all those things like they are problems instead of goals.

3546

It’s a person who commits sex acts that are torts.

Or something to do with sextants and tortillas.

3547

‘Sextant’ means the actual sex existing / occurring now, right? As opposed to e.g. hypothetical sex?

3548

Don’t ruin this word for me.

3549

Soon to be owned by Dominion.

3550

Lol

3551

Just in time for infrastructure week.

3552

Trump is now considering starting his own social media network. If that happens Parler is done.
Trump social media won’t last more than 2 years though.

3553

If he hires the usual quality of people it won’t last 2 weeks.