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Five weeks is the new two weeks

That pic just cries out for the CYE theme.

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No one could have predicted that Trump’s team was utterly incapable of executing this technical challenge.

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Oh, sorry, I meant everyone. Autocorrect.

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Don’t have a cow, man.

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No one could have predicted that Trump’s team was utterly incapable of executing everyone?

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That works too!

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+1

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Should have launched on the freedom phone.

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What is Trump’s Trash Twitter running on for backends? I kind of assume it’s running on AWS or something?

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GriftOS.

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So far my best anagram of “Truth Social” is “LOT UH RACIST”, but I’m sure there is better.

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chariot slut
cultist hoar
outlast rich
torchlit USA
?

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Best I can come up with is “Republican Party, Fuck You”.

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This one is perfection given Charlottesville.

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“Trump has been incessantly whining about what an embarrassing flop Truth Social has turned out to be. Sources tell The Daily Beast they’ve heard the ex-president “swearing gratuitously” about the app on the phone and asking “What the fuck is going on” with the social network. Trump has regularly complained about the bad press and “less-than-stellar optics” the rollout has received, and demanded to know why it hasn’t immediately become a runaway success” […]

“Probably not helping things is that Trump, who has the attention span of a gnat, has not posted to the app, despite having once sent 200 tweets and retweets in a single day. On the other hand, the share price of the company backing Truth Social is up roughly 60% year-to-date, and it’s currently worth about $82.09 after going public at $10. So even though the actual social media company is thus far a cringeworthy joke, it still appears to be lining the ex-president’s pockets.”

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I honestly forgot that Trump’s network existed. Is it still running?

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Wait, Trump has not posted a single time?

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Pretty sure he posted some sort of welcome message on the first day, but apparently quiet ever since.

Trump’s own social media site silencing him faster than any other is peak Trumpiness.

I suppose it’s possible since he made it look even more like Twitter than the others, his fungus brains just assumes he’s banned from it as well.

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The new cold war is going well. Praise McCarthy!