1714



etc

1715

That is the most weaksauce false ad ever. She tells one lie (that’s probably not even far from the truth), then immediately turns around and admits it’s a lie. Lame. If they really wanted to make a point they’d go all-in on the false claims.

1716

Click through on that top tweet for more info about how they pulled in College Humor.

1717

I have to wonder if YouTube tells advertisers how many people don’t click skip ad.

1718
1719

He’s Julius Fucking Streicher reborn. You seriously need to get Zuckerberg up against the wall on day one of the revolution.

1720
1721

Please delete your facebook account. You can live without it, I promise.

1722

I haven’t used mine in nearly a decade. I might as well delete it.

1723

If Zuckerberg is supposed to be so smart, why does he think any deal with Trump is worth the Tweet it’s printed on?

1724

Because it makes Trump’s base happier? A lot of other “deals” have been about things his base doesn’t understand or care about.

(If Zuckerberg dithers then Trump might ream him, though.)

1725

For a Jewish guy whose Asian-American wife is the first-generation born of war refugees, he sure is a short-sighted cowardly fuck.

1726

So many think they can play with the scorpion and not get stung.

1727

He’s also deathly afraid of a Warren Presidency and I wouldn’t be shocked to see him try to tip the scales for Trump to get a double win.

Kiss Trump’s ass = no DOJ action for at least another five years.

1728

Poor baby will only have $50 billion instead of $100 billion. But the other choice is supporting actual Nazis who want to exterminate Jews and people of color (ie, his family).

Tough call.

1729

Only he already made the call and he went with the Nazis.

1730

He’s rich enough to not have to give a fuck about what happens to the country. Unlike the vast majority of Americans, he doesn’t have to stay with the sinking ship if things start looking bad. He’s the guy kicking children in the face to get them to let go of the life raft.

1731

Could a literal Facebook clone be made that doesn’t sell its soul to Satan?

1732

Absolutely. But it would take billions of dollars to take on Facebook at this point. Google tried and failed once, so I’m not sure who would take the risk.

1733

Oh Zuck, you scamp!