[Solium Infernum] Mercurial Ostrich

This isn’t actually a thread about Solium Infernum, I was just feeling left out of the whole zany thread titling craze that is sweeping the forum.

And I wanna play, but I don’t have time to go putz around a game I know will consume my very soul just to learn the fundamental mechanics. DAMN YOU REAL LIFE!!* You’re getting in the way of my love affair with Vic Davis.

*And game backlog like Modern Warfare 2 and Assassin’s Creed II