Oh boy, this movie. My expectations going in were not really high given that Ron Howard hasn’t really done anything I cared about in the past 20 or so years other than Apollo 13, Frost / Nixon and his contribution to Arrested Development. But I’m up for positive surprises, so I bought a ticket anyway. And as the movie was going, I was…
- … still surprised by how bored I was by anything that was going on.
- … so wishing I could have seen what Lord’s and Miller’s movie would have been like had they been able to complete it. I don’t know if it would have been better (although I suspect so), but it definitely would have been more interesting in one way or another.
- … thinking that I should have watched Dead Pool 2 a second time instead.
It’s a bit of an unfair assumption, but I’m guessing the few bits I enjoyed are the remains of the Lord/Miller vehicle that survived. Howard is just such an uninteresting by-the-numbers director who really doesn’t add a lot. I remember reading the article about the troubled production history and people pointing out that it took him a day to shoot parts that would have taken waaaaay longer under Lord and Miller, and I was thinking: yeah, from a producer’s perspective that certainly really nice; from a creative perspective that’s not necessarily that great.
SPOILER TERRITORY BELOW
Han meeting Chewie, Han coming across and obtaining the Millenium Falcon, Han doing the Kessel Run, Han getting his signature blaster - man, they really had to put all that into one movie, didn’t they? Adding an explanation of the “Solo” part of his name also has to be the least valuable lore addition to the Star Wars universe since the invention of midichlorians. Did anyone ever asked for this? Weren’t we all fine assuming that it’s a legit name in the Star Wars universe? That particular scene not being written and acted well, didn’t help things. Han ultimately having a part in kickstarting the Rebellion? Oh geez.
I also thought that this movie makes Han less interesting. It does not in any way harm A New Hope since is itw own movie and was written in its own time prior all this. But if you consider the classic Han and the new one the same character, then classic Han technically has no character development in A New Hope because, of course, he’d help. The new movie even spells it out for you with a line Qi’ra says.
Val’s (Thandy Newton) death felt stupid for several reasons. Why did the droids pin her instead of actually moving around to shoot her? And given that Star Wars is a franchise ripe with characters escaping seemingly inescapable situations with some utterly ridiculous and risky stunts, her decision to blow herself up in a “time for me to leave this movie!” moment was ludicrous. Worse, it did not really have an effect on any of the characters. Tobias (Harrelson) was sad for about 5 seconds before teaming up with Han again, and other than Dryden briefly saying that he’s sorry for Tobias’s loss, there’s no real consequence to Val’s death.Yeah, it’s a tough life in the Star Wars universe and people need to move on - but this really felt more like an oversight by the writers or editors.
Droids having a zany personality and being the comic relief is a Star Wars thing, I get it. For me it’s getting old though. I mean, I liked L3 just fine as I liked the droid from Rogue One, but it’s starting to feel lazy. I did like the art about her and Lando’s relationship because when she tells about Lando having feelings for her, you initially write that off as a weird perception on L3’s side - just to later see that there was some truth to that.
The villain reveal at the end was a thing that sadly had already been spoiled for me, but I guess it would not have made that much of an impact on me beyond " … ok!". It wasn’t later that I realized that, of course, this movie is set after The Phantom Menace and Darth Maul showing up thus being a big deal for those who are not familiar with the Clone Wars series.
When Han hangs around on Dryden’s ship for not even a full minute until he runs into Qi’ra, I fully expected her to be revealed as holographic AI or shapeshifter that can read Han’s desires and thus project Qi’ra accordingly. There was no way the writer would throw that much plot conveniance/coincidence into the mix. Except, of course, they did!
Which is related to another problem - the lack of chemisty between Ehrenreich and Clarke. After seeing each other after more than three years of being separated, both characters seemed to be really cool about it and weren’t really emotional one way or another. At some point later in the movie, I was even wondering if they had been lovers or just really good friends prior their escape attempt on Correllia because I could not figure out what the deal was between them.
I still don’t know how Han is supposed to be this unnaturally gifted pilot.