Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie

I’m sorry.

I want to just reply “fuck you” and mute this thread for all eternity, but there’s that whole thing about “shooting the messenger.”

But seriously, @Telefrog: why you gotta bring that evil here?

*shudders*

Ahh, that explains this tweet I saw earlier:

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Had to share this.

Ben Schwartz is a treasure.

As is Larry King

Please no. Please stop. Let’s all just walk away from this thread and forget anyone ever said anything about this.

hah.

I hate you all.

Is that… Tails?

The good news is that you can all now share in the joy of the lyrics to the Sonic Adventure song that always starts up in my head whenever some asshole brings this shit up:

Rollin’ around at the speed of sound,
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow!
Can’t stick around, have to keep moving on,
Guess what lies ahead? Only one way to find out!

I too hate all of you.

The latter is a photoshop of an old scary stuffed animal thing that’s been floating around the net for ages.

We live in the worst timeline.

No Bob Hoskins, no sale.

Unless this is a pure comedy mockumovie, I can’t imagine it being anything but pure unadulterated crap. Who’s their target audience?

They are overestimating the furry market.

Look, they’re just realizing that the guy who won pro gamer of the year or whatever it was, coming on stage in a furry costume? THis was their chance!