See? Senators Liberman and Clinton were right this whole time.
Lee was playing the Hot Coffee mod, you know, the version which makes saving games impossible, so he had to finish it in one sitting, but while he was playing the staff downloaded and installed the official patch, which fixes some bugs, but also makes the Hot Coffee mod impossible to work.
Distraught at just having wasted 50+ hours of his life for pretty much nothing, he went to the bathroom to do the only thing he could to cheer himself up without using prescription anti-depressents. Masturbation.
Unable to ejaculate due to his severe dehydration, he lay on the floor and began to cry. Or, at least, he tried to. Painfully, salt cubes poured forth from his tear ducts creating an electrolyte imbalance, sending his body into shock, followed shortly by death.
Pretty clear R* was negligent and liable for this man’s death.
Guess his mom didn’t bring him his fucking chocolate milk. Way to go mom!
Fuck EA.
Does EA even have an MMO?
They should.
They had one… Earth and beyond. Its doing great!
There is also the sims online which is also doing great!
Ultima Online is one.
Is there really nothing else to do in South Korea?