Soylent Green is people!

They’re made out of meat.

Meat?

Yes, Meat. And they eat “meat” made out of shit.

Oh, we’re definitely not making contact with the meat now.

;)

Since this meat doesn’t kill you, I’m not clear on what the new meaning is.

Yes, Zylon, if you take an offhand comment meant as a mild joke and try to apply logic to it, it fails to hold up under scrutiny. Who would have guessed? Who, I ask?

Also, I would not eat this. Give me a carrot. That hasn’t already been eaten.

I do not wish to eat poopmeat, but thanks for asking, scientists!

Poopmeat sounds gross, but any technology that helps to reduce the current disgusting level of factory farming is good with me. Bring on the genetically engineering poopmeat.

Poopmeat is free range. Hell, it’s downright green! Well, sometimes.

Space Fremen.

How about “Eat shit and dye”?

Poop steak.

Our bodies suck at digesting some stuff, so your poo has lots of leftover nutrients in it some times.

Think of it as recycling. Though, you are supposed to reduce and reuse before recycling.

Hypothetical: Wouldn’t the poopmeat chef have to wash his hands in the bathroom BEFORE he takes a deuce?

I wouldn’t like to be an early adopter but if the poopmeat was proven to be safe, tasty and cheap (and I don’t think we’ll get there anytime soon) I’d totally eat that shit.

About urine, it’s already pretty safe too drink. Not a pleasant experience obviously but in a serious emergency…