i just got a spam in my inbox advertising photos of tiger woods and his girlfriend naked.
i think i’m going to barf. i mean, he’s not ugly, but really not my type, you know?
sheesh
What’s his girlfriend look like?
i dunno, but according to the spam:
No doubt about it, Tiger Woods has found himself one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Lucky for Tiger, Elin Nordegren is as smart and athletic as she is beautiful.
She is interested in sports and her spare time is spent on kickboxing, diving and working out. From nanny to celebrity, Elin jumped into the spotlight and now many fans are also asking about her twin sister, Josephin. Elin became world-famous on March 22, 2002 when Swedish news media first announced she and Tiger Woods were dating.
Hey, at least you aren’t getting spam to your cell phone, like I do.
Driving down the interstate, message notification ring, “OH GOD YES, FINALLY I GET DISCOUNT PRINTER CARTRIDGES!!! IM IN THE CLUB!!!”
You’re kidding, right? That’s low?
OK, let’s see what I have in my inbox today.
Hmm… oh look! It’s a picture of a leaking septic tank. “DOES YOUR SEPTIC TANK LEAK? LET US HELP YOU.”
Then there’s the usual straight porn, gay porn, scat porn and animal porn (don’t even notice it after a while. I’m always tempted to just forward these to Stile though.)
In fact, the first time I ever got shocked and complained in the past year was when I started receiving kiddie porn (or at least very convincingly young russian and asian girls).
A naked Tiger Woods wouldn’t draw a second of my attention. I just wouldn’t notice.
I wish I was kidding. If for some reason I discover I’m being charged for these marvelous adverts I will buy a printer cartridge and shove it up someones ass.
However, Tiger’s girl is pretty hot.
TALK ABOUT YER HOLE IN ONE! I WOULDN’T MIND BOGEYING THAT BIRDIE OUT BEHIND THE CADDYSHACK!! I’D LIKE TO TAKE A FEW PENALTY STROKES IN HER SANDTRAP!
Thank you. I’ll be in town all week.
LMAO!! man, you guys are whacked. :D