Spider the Tylercore


“The sun will blow up and you will turn into a zombie. Forever.” These are words of wisdom that I think we can all take to heart. Out of the mouths of babes…

Also, I’d like to see a sequel to the Ring/u flicks where creepy little girl with bad hair gets the idea that she’s super hardcore now that she put in that work in F.E.A.R., and tries to branch out by crawling out of one of Spider the Tylercore’s amps when they refuse to distribute her shitty little arthouse student short film. I’m pretty sure it would be a short sequel, because I suspect this kid would just brain her with a guitar.