Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

Also the fact that he’s been consistently wrong in his predictions WRT SC, for literally years now.

I would note that several of his ‘two weeks’ ‘a month tops’ etc comments are actually callback jokes quoting the various times CIG has declared various things would be released (and then were not released, obviously).

Meh, just enjoy the laughs when he brags about the superiority of his unplayable trash. Its a big part of the ironic humor of his vendetta against Roberts.

My irony meter just exploded.

Fuck, do you guys really want me to go over this again? Can’t you just scroll up several posts or re-read the PMs I’ve sent you?

-Tom

EDIT: Okay, the thread is open and if you guys want to continue unpacking your personal baggage to attack each other, have at it. I’ll start temporarily closing accounts when it gets too acrimonious, so I hope this joke of a game is worth it to you guys. Have fun!

Awww, Tom, what’s not to love about this thread? We get to enjoy the spectacle of a full blown P&R riot within the safe constraints of as near-meaningless a topic as you’re ever likely to find. And I say that as someone who pumped good money into another turkey (Fire Fallers, represent!).

To add my own 2 fl.oz. of gasoline; to Mr. Smart’s detractors I say only this:

Even if objectively true, hypocrisy only ever diminishes the character of a person, not the actual points they make.

Annnnnd… Scene!

Aaand … We’re back!
Thank you, Tom!

This is my favorite dumpster fire on the internet.

Whenever I am behind on a project I just need to look to Star Citizen to feel better about it.

Please mind y’alls manners so I can still have this. I need it.

Thanks!

Same here. I’m not in charge around here but my adult advice would be to ignore this thread if you don’t like its content…

If you are behind, have you tried vastly increasing the scope?

Just provide some shiny jpegs of the finished product, and tell them that we’ll get there tomorrow*

*Make sure to put in fine print that tomorrow never comes.

Someone needs to build an alternate jpeg empire and promise to invade the world of Star Citizen and take their hot dogs and baseball caps and insurance policies. Like, literally invade with ships and troops and stuff.

Does it make sense? No. But does it make sense? Hell yes.

I’m Commander Rubin, and this is my favorite dumpster fire on the Internet.

Excellent now I can continue to get weekly feeds of high quality hotdog screenshots

Careful. Those nitrate jpegs can raise your blood pressure.

Roberts seen scribbling notes about adding blood pressure mechanics