Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

Does anyone else remember way back in the dim and distant past some kid that was online bragging about how he was going to build the most awesome pvp mmo evar? Questions like “will I be able to rip the child from within my foe and use it as catapult ammunition” got a hearty “sure!” (It had something to do with Shadowbane I’m sure.)*

Sometimes SC reminds me of what would’ve happened if that kid had actually gotten funding. Instead, all we got out of that sad tale was this:

*I’ve used that joke twice now in as many weeks. Hm.