Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

Or as one of my managers once said, "“Don’t confuse production with productivity.”

I think we need to do a long series of a/b tests to determine which of these phrases is best.

^this.

Also some corrections:

  • 2011 - 2021 = 10 yrs
  • 106 star systems
  • not a single star system is complete
  • server meshing is one of many pipe dreams

I personally enjoy reading your stories, while staring at beautiful screen shots. So please, by all means do carry on - you’ve got fans here. :)

You think? lol! You know I’ve been clamoring about this farce since 2015, right? I mean, it’s not as if I didn’t say it was all bollocks back then.

Oh!

I hadn’t realized. I’m sorry. I guess I just wasn’t paying attention. My bad!

Anyway, who are you? Do you write space fanfic? Do you have a Goodreads reviewer page?

He was at one point a frustrated Coke machine repairman.

He’s just a guy who desperately wanted to be Chris Roberts’ intern so he could learn space physics programming under a real master but he wasn’t talented enough to work with such a genius so now he makes up lies about the best project out there out of pure jealousy.

:D I love you guys.

Derek’s put more effort into Star Shitizen than Crobbers.

I want this to work. But I couldn’t afford it.

Are the hot dogs in SC as good as the $1.50 ones at Costco?

Roberts really should hire him as Project Lead.
Shit would get done!

Trying to imagine how this would turn out is overloading my imagination.

I didn’t think I could get any more erect.

He’s the Stig!

No. Because no hot dogs are as good as Costco hot dogs.

Man, just imagine how complete and financially reasonable this game would be if Jim Sinegal had created it.

The hot dogs off of the little trailers outside of hardware stores on the weekend are better than any hot dogs ever!

Is there such a thing as a good hot dog, though? I mean why hot dog when you’ve got sausage lying about…