Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises


#5210

Maybe they should. Like Evocati II or Evocati Jr. or something.
Dammit, they need to reclaim that money somehow! Every dollar counts at this point!
(Should we be giving them ideas like this?)


#5211

I think the correct term for it would be “sucker”.


#5212

So Avacados, without breaking NDA, how is it?


#5213

#5214

Fine. But it needs to be gussied up a bit. Gullibus, or something like that.


#5215

Credula.


#5216

LIEK+1


#5217

I saw Chris Roberts on TV:

Sooooooo dreamy… ;)


#5218

All I wanted out of Star Citizen was Freelancer with updated graphics and a dynamic economy in the multiplayer, revisiting Bretonia, Rhienland, Kusari etc. Instead they built highly detailed fish-tanks and other crap that will never all work.


#5219

Yeah, i feel ya man. I was hoping for basically the same thing, and yeah, no idea what we’re ultimately getting, if anything.


#5220

Direct link to video.
Makes me wonder what Spectrum paid him to do it.
Or does CIG pay them?
Or is it some sort of trade?
How does this work?


#5221

I dunno. But I think Derek Smart is on Comcast payroll.


#5222

LOL!!! Yeah, he did that B roll like months back. We were laughing so hard back then.


#5223

Been quiet for a few days, how’s Evocati shaping up?


#5224

@dsmart was cautiously optimistic after playing it http://dereksmart.com/forums/reply/5856/

I’m kidding, he says it is all a giant disaster zone. The testers are actually under NDA so it’s not exactly clear what the consensus is among the faithful, but I imagine that they will delay the release into the next stage until after their big convention/ship sale at the end of the month.


#5225

LOL!! I was just about to post that, but you beat me to it :)

Seriously, it’s absolutely horrid. Completely.

And yeah, the Evocati NDA is amazing.


#5226

Asking here will only net you a reply from Derek telling you it’s an unmitigated disaster, everybody hates it and Roberts will be bankrupt next month. Oh, and JPGs.


#5227

Yeah, pretty much. :)


#5228

haha i actually watched a bit of one of these CIG clips, epic… “We’ll see you… Around the verse!” some slob in a corona t-shirt blabbing about cake, “of course cake needs icing for flavor”… WTF


#5229

I moved my article into a blog, and cleaned it up a bit. Also added new info in the “flight dynamics” Evocati section & other places. You should read that part. It’s hilarious.