Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

#8454

There you are mistaken. Door nails still serve a purpose. The are either ornaments or they strengthen the door.

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#8455

Is that choppy frame rate my crappy internet trying to stream the video, or is it really that shit? (I think I know the answer)

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#8456

You guys need to be a little more patient, they’ve only had seven years. Gotta wait to at least the 15 year mark to pass any kind of judgement.

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#8457

Dude. One word. Grimoire.

20 years I think? That’s progress!

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#8458

Or can be used as aides for future messiahs…

cough bad joke.

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#8459

Progress!

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#8460

So. Everything else is polished and ready. Now they can add on the little things that add…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

::deep breath::

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No I can’t. I just can’t.

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#8461

So I assume they need to get Hamill et al back for more mo-cap sessions?

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#8462

Every path leads to more mo-cap sessions.

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#8463

The only emote you’ll need.

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#8464

I just read that they passed their initial crowdfunding goal and will also be releasing a Braille version for the blind. Release date is “year end.” Stevie Wonder has been hired for cut scenes.

They already have a spaceship for sale, only $75,000 if you order this week:

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#8465

I touched my computer screen and I can’t feel any spaceship.

Hmm… are you sure this whole Star Citizen thing isn’t a scam of some sort?

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#8466

Could you buy a promise of a future space tugboat for $130 if it was a scam?

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#8467

The whole Star Citizen fiasco has ended with a thud. For my part, once they released the financials (item 3/3 which I asked them for back in 2015), I figured that my work was done. All I’m waiting for now is the end game so that I can finish my fucking book.

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#8468

Welcome back, Derek. Nice to have you here. :)

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#8469

Yeah, I had nothing new to rage about. :)

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#8470

Man, when this thread goes dark… I get bored. Yes, I’m serious.

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#8471

Has something new happened or is this a thread bump?

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#8472

I wonder if they have more than 1 space-door at their HQ?

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#8473

Star Citizen has ended? So they are actually shutting down the company or something?

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