Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

**RichVR** · January 30, 2019, 11:53pm

There you are mistaken. Door nails still serve a purpose. The are either ornaments or they strengthen the door.

**krayzkrok** · January 31, 2019, 12:28am

Is that choppy frame rate my crappy internet trying to stream the video, or is it really that shit? (I think I know the answer)

**KevinC** · January 31, 2019, 12:30am

You guys need to be a little more patient, they’ve only had seven years. Gotta wait to at least the 15 year mark to pass any kind of judgement.

**RichVR** · January 31, 2019, 12:33am

Dude. One word. Grimoire.

20 years I think? That’s progress!

**BloodyBattleBrain** · January 31, 2019, 8:50am

Or can be used as aides for future messiahs…

cough bad joke.

**vyshka** · February 12, 2019, 12:20am

Progress!

**RichVR** · February 12, 2019, 12:34am

So. Everything else is polished and ready. Now they can add on the little things that add…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

::deep breath::

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No I can’t. I just can’t.

**sharaleo** · February 12, 2019, 1:16am

So I assume they need to get Hamill et al back for more mo-cap sessions?

**Bluddy** · February 12, 2019, 1:39am

Every path leads to more mo-cap sessions.

**Calelari** · February 12, 2019, 1:43pm

The only emote you’ll need.

**JeffL** · February 17, 2019, 2:26pm

I just read that they passed their initial crowdfunding goal and will also be releasing a Braille version for the blind. Release date is “year end.” Stevie Wonder has been hired for cut scenes.

They already have a spaceship for sale, only $75,000 if you order this week:

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**Woodlance** · February 17, 2019, 4:06pm

I touched my computer screen and I can’t feel any spaceship.

Hmm… are you sure this whole Star Citizen thing isn’t a scam of some sort?

**Lantz** · February 17, 2019, 4:35pm

Could you buy a promise of a future space tugboat for $130 if it was a scam?

**dsmart** · February 28, 2019, 12:21am

The whole Star Citizen fiasco has ended with a thud. For my part, once they released the financials (item 3/3 which I asked them for back in 2015), I figured that my work was done. All I’m waiting for now is the end game so that I can finish my fucking book.

**RichVR** · February 28, 2019, 12:23am

Welcome back, Derek. Nice to have you here. :)

**dsmart** · February 28, 2019, 12:23am

Yeah, I had nothing new to rage about. :)

**Scotten** · February 28, 2019, 2:36am

Man, when this thread goes dark… I get bored. Yes, I’m serious.

**aeneas** · February 28, 2019, 3:39am

Has something new happened or is this a thread bump?

**instant0** · February 28, 2019, 11:50pm

I wonder if they have more than 1 space-door at their HQ?

**Shimarenda** · March 2, 2019, 5:33pm

Star Citizen has ended? So they are actually shutting down the company or something?