Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

#8457

Dude. One word. Grimoire.

20 years I think? That’s progress!

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#8458

Or can be used as aides for future messiahs…

cough bad joke.

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#8459

Progress!

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#8460

So. Everything else is polished and ready. Now they can add on the little things that add…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

::deep breath::

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No I can’t. I just can’t.

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#8461

So I assume they need to get Hamill et al back for more mo-cap sessions?

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#8462

Every path leads to more mo-cap sessions.

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#8463

The only emote you’ll need.

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#8464

I just read that they passed their initial crowdfunding goal and will also be releasing a Braille version for the blind. Release date is “year end.” Stevie Wonder has been hired for cut scenes.

They already have a spaceship for sale, only $75,000 if you order this week:

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#8465

I touched my computer screen and I can’t feel any spaceship.

Hmm… are you sure this whole Star Citizen thing isn’t a scam of some sort?

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#8466

Could you buy a promise of a future space tugboat for $130 if it was a scam?

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#8467

The whole Star Citizen fiasco has ended with a thud. For my part, once they released the financials (item 3/3 which I asked them for back in 2015), I figured that my work was done. All I’m waiting for now is the end game so that I can finish my fucking book.

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#8468

Welcome back, Derek. Nice to have you here. :)

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#8469

Yeah, I had nothing new to rage about. :)

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#8470

Man, when this thread goes dark… I get bored. Yes, I’m serious.

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#8471

Has something new happened or is this a thread bump?

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#8472

I wonder if they have more than 1 space-door at their HQ?

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#8473

Star Citizen has ended? So they are actually shutting down the company or something?

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#8474

Nothing unusual as far as their website and/or e-mail blasts go. The next quarterly patch has supposedly been released to the first wave of testers as of today (or yesterday, depending on your zone). That event is on time per their current “schedule.”

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#8475

Uh, I believe if that had happened, you wouldn’t need to be asking the question :)

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#8476

I guess I misread Derek’s post.

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