Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

Caves - in asteroids especially - are great places to stash your exogorth. (Or eventual SC equivalent.)

Bingo. And for CIG, I suspect any help is welcome…

Sez who?

It was just a joke I couldn’t find a punchline for, about how they only sell jpegs.
But I’m kind of curious about how much they could get away with (or try and fail) , by claiming they’re not selling a game but a license to an online service, access to features or whatever. Probably not much, but it wouldn’t be the first case that leaves laymen scratching their heads.

Kind of cramped for dog fighting though.

Less dog fighting, more pit fighting. But it’s OK, they won’t have implemented working hit check for the cave walls.

Right now I’m hoping they start selling jpegs of caves.

They can implement trained attack dog jpegs, you bring them into the caves to have literal dog fights.

Weirdly, that would probably be worse for their image than the clown fiesta they have currently established.

Imaginary Space PETA jpegs of protests would be vicious.

Well, they didn’t actually design the Space PETA gameplay loop yet, but I’m sure they will. Eventually. After all, it’s all about meaningful gameplay, you know?

And when they announce it, they’ll have a sale for their exclusive PETA protest ship, for those who want to eat the Gatsbys. And a trailer with dogs singing an aria or something. Because meaningful gameplay!

Meanwhile, in the Star Citizen train wreck drama, BlinkyATX has CH7 of his YT videos online. Like the others before it, this one is pretty good too.

…over at the watercooler, they’re tying themselves in knots. Again.

That sounds highly ethical.

Just found a post on the Reddit that made me laugh. Someone was saying how the new staggered development was working wonders because 3.8 was at 27% completion on the newest roadmap. Someone then pointed out that was exactly 1% further along than it was on the last roadmap, to which they replied:

“Just because it has only moved 1%, doesn’t mean that they’ve only made 1% progress. One Domino can knock down 50.”

LOL. These people man. It really is a religion.

If that’s the case, imagine how many dominoes 500 million dollars dominoes can knock down!!

Those “Dramatic Reenactments” are so great.

I started watching for the reenactments, stayed for the Hollywood ending.

I think this episode is extremely destructive to CIG – possibly stronger than all the other info. This is because you realize that if CIG have been lying about this tangential Sandi stuff non-stop, what chance is there that they have been ethical on the more serious stuff? Zero. You realize how important it is to have checks on a company getting so much responsibility-free money from backers.

At this point, I don’t think it comes as a shock to anyone - including their most loyal backers - that CIG has pretty much been on a lying binge for 7 straight years.

Instead of filing their UK financials due end of Sept, they literally wrote a blog post and filed that.

Yup - you guessed it. They’re out of money again.

Also, the judge in Crytek v CIG et al has granted Crytek’s motion for a protective order during discovery.

For the avoidance of doubt, this is not Companies Act compliant…