Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

But when will we see them sell milk?

From Whales!

Whale Milk!

Considering what their whales must look like… eww. Just eww.

For all the talk of jpgs, Inside Star Citizen has just released a look at 3 cool new moons created with the latest tech in about a month.

It also has a tour of the soon to be released Carrack. It’s a lot of ship and it looks awesome.

There are actually a ton of fully flyable ships in the game already.

Is it easy to crash these ships?

It does look fantastic, although I would have hoped for a more stable framerate than that. It was pausing and hitching all over the place. (I’m speaking of the outdoor shots with all of those rocks. The indoor shots appeared smooth.)
But hey, at least they didn’t try to hide it, which I’m sure they could have.

And at 7:08, the faucet layout is confusing.
One sink has hot on the right and cold on the left, while the sink next to it appears to be opposite.
And yeah, I’m nitpicking now. :)

Everyone knows that cot is on the left and hold is on the right.

dammit I didn’t want actual socks, I just want a jpeg…

I think someone is missing the advantages that Derpsocks might add to their own long-awaited space game experience.

Choggle socks?

I just threw up a little… in my sock.

Haven’t MMO players had those since the heyday of Everquest?

The Crytek lawsuit has been settled. We’ll know the details in 30 days.

I heard a rumor that Cloud Imperium offered to pay Crytek 300,000 JPEGs of dollar bills but the offer was rejected.

That seems pretty big. If Roberts and co can put that behind them, that’s a big iceberg avoided for this particular Titanic.

Strange we haven’t seen any response from Derek since that last piece of info came out that Crytek didn’t have a leg to stand on. He’s usually so talkative about this subject.

Sir, you have won the internet for today.

CIG have released all sorts of videos that look cool. I remember excitedly showing my friends one of the CitizenCon gameplay videos like five years ago, and jokingly saying Star Citizen was basically going to be the end of my “real” life.

After this many years, and deadlines that have not just been missed, but basically slipped over an event horizon into a black hole, CIG are deserving of nothing but skepticism these days. If they eventually deliver what I enthusiastically backed all those years ago, great. But at this point no one should be acting like there’s nothing wrong here.

Eight years. A quarter of a billion dollars.

lol

Yeah, Derek not posting his opinion is like the sun rising in the West.

And, yet, over the past couple of years, CIG have been releasing several updates and new ships and contents that bring us closer to that vision. By all means be a skeptic. They are beyond late and over budget. I don’t expect the figurative moon at this point.

But some of the ships and mechanics that have made it out are very cool and exciting for space sim / exploration fans. We shall see what comes out of it.

The low effort jpeg jokes are a bit sad by this point in development though.